my name is taylor, but most people call me tayzo. i'm a gemini. i love reading. i love tayzo-like things. i always don't know what to write in these "about me" columns. i reblog too many cat photos... who says that's a problem?...
  1. -tayzo

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mentalflossr:

Philadelphia has a pizza museum! Here are the highlights from our visit.

xhezzi:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

xhezzi:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

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spent all of my last paycheck. i need a job.

on the bright side, i bought a super cute dress, a desperately needed pair of sandals that i attempted to steal but domz forgot he was the lookout and then this lady was following me around so i had to pay for them and they were really overpriced but WHATEVER so anyway, i also bought a new belt. i hope it matches otherwise i have to return it.

dominic is really hard to shop with.

i need some fruit.

okay bye

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tabbybeard:

nobrainslob:

grotle:

if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out

‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*

make sure it isn’t tuned properly

102 notes omg u guiiisszz

102 notes omg u guiiisszz

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