Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
(Source: charleswhiskey, via anarcho-queer)
spent all of my last paycheck. i need a job.
on the bright side, i bought a super cute dress, a desperately needed pair of sandals that i attempted to steal but domz forgot he was the lookout and then this lady was following me around so i had to pay for them and they were really overpriced but WHATEVER so anyway, i also bought a new belt. i hope it matches otherwise i have to return it.
dominic is really hard to shop with.
i need some fruit.
okay bye
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
make sure it isn’t tuned properly
