Philadelphia has a pizza museum! Here are the highlights from our visit.
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
spent all of my last paycheck. i need a job.
on the bright side, i bought a super cute dress, a desperately needed pair of sandals that i attempted to steal but domz forgot he was the lookout and then this lady was following me around so i had to pay for them and they were really overpriced but WHATEVER so anyway, i also bought a new belt. i hope it matches otherwise i have to return it.
dominic is really hard to shop with.
i need some fruit.
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
make sure it isn’t tuned properly
102 notes omg u guiiisszz